This goes out to all the home wrecking bitches who don’t quite understand what a home wrecker is. I mean.. it’s not that hard to understand, haha I know, but as we’ve all experienced, we all come across (or WILL come across) a retarded fucking sloppy ass hoe who just doesn’t get it. Well lets make it clear for them, shall we!?

If you did/have done/are doing ANY ONE of the following, you are a home wrecker:

-If you kiss, make out, peck(WHATEVER) someone who has a boyfriend or girlfriend… congratulations, you have fallen under the category of HOME WRECKER

-If you are holding hands with someone who has a boyfriend or girlfriend… bitch, you’re a fucking home wrecker. 

-If you are exchanging flirty texts, phone calls with someone with a boyfriend or a girlfriend… you’re a home wrecker. No, you havn’t done anything physical, but if you are flirting back, it is clear you don’t respect the relationship that person is in. And by transitive property, you don’t respect yourself. Bottom line, you’re a home wrecker. 

-If you are going to someone’s house who has a boyfriend/girlfriend, and that person feels to need to hide you are coming over……..obviously somethings not right. Which obviously makes you a HOME WRECKER!!!! 

-If you are fucking someone who has a boyfriend or girlfriend.. congratulations, you have fallen under the category of HOME WRECKER. And sloppy ass hoe. 2 for the price of one, good for you. 

-If you are aware of a relationship, WHETHER THE RELATIONSHIP IS IN GOOD TERMS OR IN BAD TERMS, and you do anything that is more than friendly with the person in the relationship, congratulations, you have fallen under the category of a home wrecker. 

-If you actually believe the other person when he/she says that he/she is “BROKEN UP”, or “ON A BREAK”, and you decide to do shit with him/her, not only are you retarded, but you’re a fucking home wrecker. With a dirty vagina. And absolutely NO morals. 

-If someone is in a relationship and he/she is cheater and you are the other person, you are a home wrecker.

-If you are in denial that you are a home wrecker, chances are you’re the hugest home wrecker on the block. 

And it might not be ALL your fault….. but a good percentage of it is your fault. Which therefore STILL makes you a home wrecker. Sorry!

CLEAR ENOUGH FOR YOU!? K good :) 

wrote this about a year ago. SHIT STILL APPLIES MOTHAFUCKA